They let me access the internet...those fools!

[illusionofjoy]

Well, it's been five Kahlua's and now I'm thinking of going to the park alone because I am an antisocial bitch. This can't be good...

Yeah, I'm at a party at masochistmonkey's place right now. Yeah, I'm drunk...I'm a fucking lightweight...

Why aren't there any hot voluptuous women at this party? Or hot Asian women? I am so crestfallen.