Your homeland security tax dollars at work...

[illusionofjoy]

From the Associated Press: Man With Bloody Chain Saw Let in to U.S. Do I really need to comment?

Comments

[ruined888.livejournal.com]

goddamn
and I can't jump the border without a passport to get some harmless chinese food?
fucking idiots!

--Angel
no, this isn't blood, it's....stage blood...yes. that's it, why would I be carrying a bloody chainsaw and having a crazed look on my face?

[xeyli.livejournal.com]

When you read this article, did you have the Victoria's Secret ads, too? It adds to the humor.

[ruined888.livejournal.com]

yes!
I thought so too.
I was thinking "nothing makes me think about killing more than when I put on some sexy women's undergarments and queen around my apartment with my chainsaw."

--Angel
yes, I really did think that, my GF is finally starting to see how fucking weird I am.

[aeriesstars.livejournal.com]

Holy hell! Something is really wrong.

[mokie]

Y'know, I remember being asked what unique skills I'd be bringing to my new country when I wanted to emigrate. But as I see it, Canadian man with chainsaw is bringing no unique skills to the table here in the land o' serial killers. He's just taking victims away from honest, hardworking American sociopaths.

[illusion-of-joy.livejournal.com]

He kills using the metric system? LOL

[mokie]

Ooooooh...not only unique, doubly evil!