Hardcore losers

According to Drudge Report, the hacker who infiltrated Paris Hilton's T-Mobile phone, giving out the contents of it's address book has struck again. This time the victim is Fred Durst, who can now be seen on various websites having unprotected hardcore sex with some dumb skank in a three-minute video capture lifted from his cell phone.

I'm certain you can find this (if you're into that kind of stuff) by searching for stupidslutgetsstdsfromgrosspopstar.mpeg on Google.

Campbell's Pepper Pot

Last night, I called oneirophrenia, telling him that I might make it out to Electro-Retro, depending on how I felt that evening. In the late afternoon, when I had called him, I had just eaten dinner and it didn't seem to be settling in as well as I thought it ought to. I was also tired from yet another work week passed, like so much water over a cataract. I took all of these sensations and went into joi_division's bedroom for a catnap. When I next returned to the world of conscious thought, it was far too late to go out and my head was telling me that I would do well to simply go back to sleep, while my mouth was implying that if I didn't like the taste it was assaulting my tongue with at that very moment, I'd better do something about it before morning arrived. Acquiescing to the foulness of my oral orifice, I brushed my teeth before returning to bed.

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