Muse me

Once again, I do believe that I will have to write a song entitled "Somebody in Boston Hates Me." Of course, such a great title could never have a matching song because that's how life works out. It's unfair like that. But, I just want it on the public record that I lay claim to the title, just in case I do come up with some brilliant music to match it.

Meanwhile, I already have some brilliant music to match to the following titles:

• "Soap Opera Villain"
• "My Favourite Complaint"
• "Shameful Ground"
• "Say It In Japanese"