Tell your friends and neighbours that it was the best government-sanctioned sodomy that you ever had: Get your own "I ♥ Gitmo" T-shirt! That particular store is linked to from Move America Forward, who claim to be a non-partisan organisation (yeah, and I voted for Bush in the last two elections), but are really not much more than a radical right-wing mouthpiece. At least they sent cookies and coffee to the troops...maybe they'll send some body armour next.
If you'd rather proclaim your love of government-sanctioned sodomy without the image of Osama behind bars, then you can click over to this less-patriotic Cafe Press store and purchase a I ♥ Gitmo shirt. Remember, if we're not beating and sodomising the bad guys then the terrorists have already won!