O vs. U

Have you ever wondered why public toilet stalls have U-shaped seats while private ones have seats shaped like an O? One answer is that it's good for business. However, this leaves the lingering question: why do commercial flush mechanisms look like battle-bots behind the commode while private residences get the humble, nonthreatening square tank?

Porn bad, war good

You're all probably aware of the war on pornography going on in the United States right now. If you aren't, I suggest you start watching something other than Fox Noose - or perhaps you should try reading instead. In any case, the same thing is happening over in the United Kingdom. The government, apparently having won the "war on terror" is now cracking down on BDSM and other "extreme fetishes," despite the fact that such things have been legal between consenting adults for years.

So, forget about sex being fun. Missionary position - for reproduction only - and chastity belts for all! Right-wing American insanity is poised to take over the world...

I just wonder how long before my fetishes get targeted. You should too.