With winter comes illness

I first noticed that I'd come down with the plague a couple of days ago. I woke up that morning to discover my throat so coated in crap that I could barely speak. Coughing soon followed and has only gotten worse over the past couple of days, which as of today is now joined by random bouts of violent sneezing. If don't feel marginally better by tomorrow, I'll be compelled to scrap my plans to go out.