Hatchet piece

[illusionofjoy]

I hate stupid people. I especially hate stupid people who are self-righteous assholes who think they are smart. You know the type; they adhere to a believe system with little regard for logic or morals, and get their skid-marked panties in a bunch when someone dares to disagree with them.

I hate selfish people. I'm not talking about your average natural selfishness where one wants to survive and live comfortably – I'm taking about selfishness above and beyond the call of human tolerance. The obscenely rich need to be slapped senseless. The CEOs, heads of mega-corporations should be forced to give back to society, because they sure as fuck aren't doing it voluntarily. Who needs a bank account with ten figures in it? Being a multi-billionaire has no real benefits – give something back to society and help make the world a better place, you self-serving asshole!

I hate being told to "support the scene." Excuse me? Why the fuck should I feel obligated to "support the scene?" What "scene" are you even talking about? Guess what: I'm not supporting any scene, just because I happen to look the part. Fuck that. I'll support things of quality and artistic merit. If such things happen to be occurring within the "scene," then I'll support them, but I'll be arse-buggered if I'm going to support the scene itself, like some brainless little black sheep.

Pennsylvania drivers really piss me off. I swear that no one in this state knows how to drive. On the highway, in the lane with the overhead sign which reads, "exit only" will be a car, stopped, blocking traffic that actually wants to use said exit. Why? They were in the wrong lane and wanted to stay on the highway! Asshole! On any road, I'll be driving and find myself either a.) Tailgated by someone who wants to go twice the posted speed limit or b.) Inadvertently tailgating someone driving at least half the posted speed limit. Assholes! Obey the fucking speed limit! I'm sick of people who don't stop at stop signs – especially when I, a soft, squishy pedestrian, am trying to cross the street at the intersection where the stop sign is posted. Assholes – like I need a trip to the hospital!

I hate drivers on cell phones. No one in Pennsylvania knows how to drive to begin with, but add that distraction and hilarity certainly does not ensue. New York did the right thing in outlawing cell phone use while driving, save for emergencies. I imagine that Pennsylvania will be the 50^th to adopt such a reasonable law. Hell, we could balance the budget in Pittsburgh alone just by the number of citations the police would have to hand out for cell phone use while driving.

I hate the Republican party. Decentralised government is a dumb idea to begin with – is this not the United States? But, let's face it, the modern Republican party isn't filled with penny-pinching state's-rights pushers…at least that I could somewhat respect. Today's Republicans are little more than theocratic fascists. If this is "intelligent design," then I'd hate to meet the gods who failed the IQ test.

I hate wilfully stupid people. These are people who just may have two brain cells to rub together, but refuse to use them because doing so might make life difficult. Fuck knows, we can't dare face a challenge, now can we? Lower everyone's expectations and keep life simple. If they think you're dumb, you'll still get the same benefits as everyone else, you just won't have to work as hard for them. Chicken pot…chicken pot…chicken pot pie…

That's all for now. More hate in the future, I'm sure. Thank you and goodnight.