Touched by His noodly appendage

[illusionofjoy]

To the editors of the Post-Gazette-

What a travesty that the students of the Dover, PA area school district must hear about Intelligent Design, yet are being denied the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Both are equally relevant theories, and if one is to be taught, then so should the other! I suggest that the Dover school board immediately adopt teaching Flying Spaghetti Monstrism in their science classrooms, along with Intelligent Design, in order to even out this inequity. To deny such a simple and reasonable request would be a show of blatant prejudice against Pastafarians the world over.