Fucker

[illusionofjoy]

Always looking for new distractions online, I recently typed "fucker.com" into the navigation bar of my humble, outdated version of Internet Explorer. I had recalled visiting the site when I had a not-so-humble and freshly updated version of Netscape. Why I switched browsers will perhaps be discussed at a later date, but suffice it to say that they both run like arse at this point. In any case, I digress: it would seem that the site I visited years ago, which was a bastion of off-colour comedy (including a non-censored, yet obviously fake photograph of what was made to look like Monica Lewinsky felatiating the last elected president of the United States) is now an online store of sorts. They don't have much to offer in the way of wares, but what they do have is pretty "fucking" eclectic. On the splash page, there is an offer for a "Fucker brand" snowboard and "Fucker brand" coffee, which they claim is "pretty fucking delicious." I don't know about you, but I'm pretty hesitant to ingest anything made by a fucker.