illusionofjoy | Another victim wanders into the lair of the elitist asshole

Three days ago, I was the unfortunate participant in what had to be one of the most asinine AIM conversations I have ever had the misfortune of being involved in. It would seem that "when it rains, it pours." Either these people aren't reading my journal or they are and they think they are being funny. Witness my pain rendered in technicolour:

[the little "lady"] (1:10:02 AM): hey
warrense33 (1:10:47 AM): Hello. What may I do for you?
[the little "lady"] (1:11:42 AM): i saw you on the pttigoth website
[the little "lady"] (1:11:47 AM): i moved here and i dont know anyone yet
[the little "lady"] (1:12:15 AM): do you like korn?
[the little "lady"] (1:13:20 AM): korn rulez i think
warrense33 (1:13:41 AM): Yeah, sure...I like corn...like I love a good enema. Sometimes when I have a good enema, corn appears in the liquified shit. Then, I go out on the town with said shit, chilled to perfection and offer people a nice drink of "chocolate milk."
warrense33 (1:13:44 AM): Yummy. :-)
[the little "lady"] (1:13:57 AM): is that a song?
warrense33 (1:14:06 AM): How old are you?
[the little "lady"] (1:14:16 AM): its rude to ask a lady her age
[the little "lady"] (1:14:24 AM): and im a lady thank you very much
[the little "lady"] (1:15:03 AM): i like your icon
[the little "lady"] (1:15:13 AM): their songs come on the oldies station all the time
[the little "lady"] (1:15:23 AM): the one that plays 80s music
warrense33 (1:15:23 AM): Were you a true lady, you'd know that it is rude to IM someone without properly introducing yourself. Give the info, this isn't 1873.
warrense33 (1:15:28 AM): What?
warrense33 (1:15:34 AM): The Cure?
warrense33 (1:17:40 AM): Hello...?
[the little "lady"] (1:17:59 AM): yeah
[the little "lady"] (1:18:07 AM): the 80s oldies channel
[the little "lady"] (1:18:39 AM): just because its old doesnt mean its not good
[the little "lady"] (1:18:45 AM): thats what i tell my friends
warrense33 (1:19:03 AM): You have trouble focusing, don't you?
warrense33 (1:19:19 AM): All I wanted was a little background info from the complete stranger who IMed out of nowhere.
[the little "lady"] (1:19:32 AM): my name is amber
[the little "lady"] (1:19:50 AM): how are you doing?
warrense33 (1:20:06 AM): Well, my evening is swiftly declining.
warrense33 (1:20:47 AM): How old are you, where are you from and why, of all the black-clad anti-socials on that blasted site, did you IM me? I am not cute, nor am I interesting. Just ask my ex-girlfriends.
warrense33 (1:21:22 AM): Even ask my current girlfriend how uncute and boring I am.
warrense33 (1:24:10 AM): What is this? The silent treatment already? You're the one who wanted to chat and you can't even tell me some basic details, aside from "KoRn rulez" and "my name is amber."
warrense33 (1:24:51 AM): KoRn doesn't rule, by the way. In fact, they have never released an adequate album, to say nothing of a good album.
warrense33 (1:26:00 AM): Jesus fucking H Christ, you are really fucking boring. I've never encountered anyone so laconic. Buh-bye.

Things I learned from this conversation:

"Ladies" IM strangers but don't tell their age
KoRn RuLeZ!
Just because it's old doesn't mean it isn't good (unless you're a bitter 20-something on the receiving end of the IMs of children
Somebody kill me please!

I bet the little puke is sitting behind her computer screen, indignantly muttering as to what an asshole I am. Never mind that she started harassing me for no reason in particular. Tell me, again, why aren't parents allowed to beat their children?

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I found it infinitely scary that the 'oldies' station now is playing 80s music. I mean, come the fuck on, 80s isn't that damn old!

And Korn does not rule.

Ah well. Call me a jaded late 20-something then...