*ding* 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th floors...

Yes, I do have to be that guy...you know the one: that guy who pushes every floor button on the elevator before exiting the car. That bastard that leaves the empty car to stop at every floor. It's not very cultured humour, but it's funny nonetheless. In fact, it is particularly hilarious when my suitemate and I are exiting the elevator only to see three people boarding. They abandoned their ride for the stairwell, giving me a look of utter disdain as they walked by.

I am still cracking up. The world pisses me off on a fairly regular basis, so I'm allowed my due every now and again, am I not?