Why can't I...?

I got my roots coloured last night by the ex. We didn't do my eyebrows though, so now the hair on my head is mis-matched with that on my face. That's what eyeliner pencils are for though - darkening eyebrows (and lining eyes, of course).

My pillowcase has turned black.

In other news, those of you attending Ceremony this Saturday will be able to experience the distinct displeasure of my DJ stylings for an hour if you arrive early enough. Bookending me will be regular Night Shift DJs Miss Joi and DJ Imperium. It shall be Hell for spooky kids!

Speaking of musical distaste, during one of my breaks last night, I saw the music video for "Why Can't I?," the lead single from Liz Phair's new self-titled album. Both production-wise and lyrically she sounds like Avril Lavigne. This is the same woman who sang "Fuck And Run?"