I'm singing in the rain...

Last night I finally got to see The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. I suspect that had I waited any longer, I would have been watching it on a DVD, instead of the big screen. That would have, quite frankly, sucked. Since the majority of the civilized world has already seen this film, I will refrain from reviewing it. I will comment, however, that Hobbits seem to be cursed with bad home perms on their feet and their heads, while Elves are Middle Earth's spokespecies for Pantene products (Legolas in particular).

Meanwhile, this morning, I was singing the following lyrics in the shower to the tune of Alice In Chains' "Man In The Box:"

I'm...the man...in the shower
Scrubbing off...my SHIT!
Then...I'm...going...to...shave my face
Shave my face

There's soap in my eyes
The burning squints them shut
Jesus Christ! Please rinse them out now
In my eyes...
The soap it really stings...

I think that's more than enough.