Blame the music...

It must be a slow news day. Either that, or the editors of the Post-Gazette were just bored with the middle East. In any case sexually explicit lyrics make kids have sex sooner.

Uh-huh. Right. Sure.

Personally, I think ignorant kids who can't make informed decisions lead to early sex. Hey, Mom and Dad - have you ever thought of checking to see what's on little Johnny's iPod once in a while? Have you ever considered talking to him about it?

Nope. Didn't think so.