More strikes against Ted Nugent

"Cat Scratch Fever" is a shitty song and the man who wrote it, Ted Nugent, is a shitty human being. We all know this of course, but in a conversation I was told that rumour that the Nuge (which can be slurred to rhyme with "douche") refuses to have a fat waitress serve him when he is in a restaurant. Now, I find this particularly offensive as I revel in the opportunity to be served by a fat waitress. So, another stuck against that pile of cock vomit known as the Motor City Madman...but here's the big unanswered question: what the fuck is this gun-loving wildman hunter who kills his own food doing in a fucking restaurant in the first place?