Vampire wars

What is with people who take silly online roleplaying games way too seriously? Since I can't play The Sims 2, I've been wasting time playing a Facebook game called Vampire Wars. It's your basic loop of kill, gain abilities, gain skill points, repeat.

Well, I dusted some whelp who got pretty bent out of shape over it - sent me a message telling me not to fuck with her and everything. Judging by the tiny Facebook profile photo, it looked like I was dealing with a teenage girl. This child was apparently under the impression that a game called Vampire Wars would be all fluffy clouds and cuddly kittens and how terrible that her character got killed - how could that ever happen? So, I did what any self-respecting jagoff would do in the situation: I bided my time to wait for her character to regenerate and then killed her off again...repeatedly.

I know I'm an asshole, but in many ways I've ceased to care.