To sleep, perchance to not fall to the floor

The replacement for my defective bedframe arrived today. So now I have to take the old one apart (or, alternately, allow it to continue falling apart on its own) to make room for the new one. Hopefully this one will actually live up to the claims made by the advertisers.

I'm half-tempted to post photos of the old frame just to gather reactions. I suspect people don't believe me when I say that a frame rated for nearly a ton has become misshapen under my skinny ass.