Take a pill, stay awake

[illusionofjoy]

Forget having another seven cups of coffee. If you're sleep-deprived and need to function normally - or at least competently enough to do your job - then CX717 may be for you. Remember: the business of America is business and those who fall asleep get left in the dust.

Once this shit hits the market, I can't wait to read the list of side-effects.