![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
illusionofjoy"I just had sex with a woman. I rather enjoyed it, seeing as how it helps me get in touch with my feminine side. You see, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...though, I don't really feel 'trapped' per se, since I get so many more women like this--"
*THUD* (the sound of the militant man-hating lesbian going apeshit)
And for the record, I've never said anything like this to any lesbians, militant and man-hating, or any combination or lack thereof. However, I do tend to think up these sick little scenarios when my mind wanders. Maybe I should start writing a sitcom.
