Capitalism in the home

[illusionofjoy]

*ring*

"Hello?"

[two seconds of silence then...] Hello...is Seef Warren there?

"Pardon?"

Seth Warren?

"Speaking..."

Hello, my name is Brian and I'm calling on behalf of the Bank of American to tell you about your pre-approved Visa Platinum card. This card has no annual interest and a fixed rate of blah blah blah...now, before I can approve your card, I need to ask you a few questions. Do you still live at [this address]?

"No, I got abducted by aliens." *click*