I'd rather ride the metro

[illusionofjoy]

Things I avoided while walking home tonight:

• A large group of drunks outside of the bar
  
• A slightly smaller group of drunks fighting with each other two blocks ahead of me
  

I'm still waiting for the village to post warning signs that read, "Caution: Splattered Vomit Zone." Every college town should have those, for even during breaks the atmosphere remains (and it's polluted).