illusionofjoy | Can I pound your arse while I sleep?

I am still awake, against my better judgment. I just couldn't resist the urge to go to the library and check my email. It's a bit of a shame that no one has sent me any relevant messages. Though, if I were to believe everything that Hotmail's "anti-spam" filters don't miss, then my dick and tits could be of gargantuan proportions by now.

In any case, the important task du jour is to deposit my paycheque. This will allow me to do many things...such as be price-gouged for a swiftly declining mass transit system when the month turns in a couple of days. Then I'm off to the girl's apartment, where I'm going to pass out for several hours.

Speaking of passing out, I'm starting to have nightmares again. Yesterday I was dreaming that someone attacked me, so naturally I began fighting back. I had just set the scene to give my assailant a good, hard elbowing in the face, when I suddenly found myself no longer in the dream world, but in bed next to the girl. Before I could snap out of the action of the dream sequence, I found myself landing my elbow squarely in the centre of her tailbone. She was none too thrilled to be woken up in this manner.

Admittedly, I am concerned that my body may not be going into sleep paralysis at times. There is a history of sleep-walking in my family. I'm hoping that in my case, this isn't going to devolve into beating the crap out of any unfortunate soul who may be in my immediate vicinity, or my jumping out of a window.

Maybe I should just sleep alone and tied to the bed to be safe...