Ask me about my elitist attitude

[illusionofjoy]

I believe that the time has come to modify my profile on PGH Goth Personalities. Over the past year, I have had more utter morons send me instant messages from by virtue of that site that I really care to deal with. Either the IM name has to be removed or I have to add a disclaimer, something along the lines of, "If you think that I'm going to entertain you or you have doubts about your IQ being in the double digits, do not IM me!"

I've been called an elitist before and at this point, I happily embrace the label. Time and time again I've said that I hate the kids...well, quite frankly, I do. And let's get one thing straight: when I say "the kids" I am not referring to those who are merely under 21 (bonamoz alone has proven the potential for coolness of that age group - she gives me hope); I am referring to those who think that just because they are the pariahs of their high school who happen to wear black and listen to angst-ridden music (oh yeah - KoRn...feel the fucking anguish) that their flavour of nonconformity must be Goth. Yeah, I'm a fucking elitist...while I don't expect all Goths to look and act alike, I do expect certain defining characteristics in someone claiming to be a Goth. But more on that bullshit later...

Tonight, for the umpteenth time, I was the recipient of a random IM by someone who had found my PGH Goth profile. The conversation and my sardonic comments are as follows:

[random girl] (9:18:21 PM): hello...you dont know me..but Im bored, and saw you on this goth site, and thought you might satisfy my boredom...
[random girl] (9:18:52 PM): if you prefer not to..thats quite alright..if so...then I suppose we have a conversation..

Great, I don't know you and you haven't even bothered introducing yourself. A breach of internet etiquette right off the bat. We're already off to a great start.

warrense33 (9:20:01 PM)

: Two questions: which Goth site did you find me on and why, of all the potential people you could have IMed did you pick me as the one who might satisfy your boredom?
[random girl] (9:22:07 PM): Im referring to the PGHGOTH site..and I chose you for some random reason... you seemed interesting in you pic..I guess youre "persona" in your pic...shined in a sense...

I'm wearing a vinyl shirt. Of course its shiny, dumbass.

[random girl] (9:22:15 PM)

: but none the less...random
warrense33 (9:23:52 PM): So, do you have a name, general location and age you'd be willing to share?
[random girl] (9:24:32 PM): most definitely...I suppose my where abouts would be of interest to you

Give me a fucking break...

[random girl] (9:24:45 PM)

: Janeka, Pittsburgh, 17

The truth will out - an underager! I bet she wants me to buy her alocohol...

warrense33 (9:25:04 PM)

: Are you still in high school?
[random girl] (9:25:45 PM): I am indeed.. I am currently in the midst of getting a few scholarships to go to AIP and if not IUP, and AIDT

Is she going to a college or eating alphabet soup?

warrense33 (9:26:11 PM)

: Do you know how old I am?
[random girl] (9:27:00 PM): not sure at all, would you like to inform me...which is what I guess you prefer to do anyway
warrense33 (9:28:33 PM): I'm 23, which generally means that I'm too old for the non-legal set, if you catch my drift.
[random girl] (9:29:15 PM): and why did you concern yourself with age..?

Because you're obviously trying to impress me with verbiage, you slow-typing nitwit!

warrense33 (9:29:37 PM)

: What are your three favourite bands?
[random girl] (9:30:40 PM): hmm.. there are many..but I suppose I can say... The Cure, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam are of those that shined clearer then all in the timespan in which I was seeking "my favorites"
warrense33 (9:31:39 PM): And your business on prowling a Goth site...?
[random girl] (9:33:01 PM): well I suppose I am considered a "goth" and being that I enjoy "label"..I suppose Id be interested in meeting more goths.... primarily because? well...in my school...its more of a sin to be different..and I suppose I enjoy getting a rise out of others..

You define yourself by how others define you?

[random girl] (9:33:23 PM)

: not exactly an excellent explanation..but none the less....not too discombobulating

Again with the big words...

warrense33 (9:33:54 PM): Why do you think you're a Goth?

Ask me about my elitist attitude. I dare you.

[random girl] (9:34:45 PM): I dont think Im a goth..thats the label they give me...I just prefer being around those that I am supposedly in a sense linked with
[random girl] (9:35:48 PM): oh let me guess... youre one of those....Youre not a goth..youre a cheap imatation..magelomaniac...fools who just want to be lumped with a part of the resurgence and movement that exists in this world?...
warrense33 (9:38:50 PM): I see...you're one of those. I ask a simple question and you make all sorts of assuptions about me. Well, yes, I am a pretentious arsehole, but a poseur I am not. Here's a bit of truth: there is no resurgence; the Goth subculture is sinking faster than a frog that has been force-fed buckshot. If I am a fool for having some frame of reference as to what Goth actually is, then so be it.
warrense33 (9:39:06 PM): Is your boredom satisfied now?
[random girl] (9:39:40 PM): I suppose you can say so
warrense33 (9:39:43 PM): If I got a dollar for every underage girl who IMed, asking to be entertained, I'd have my student loans paid off by now.
[random girl] (9:39:51 PM): I will leave you be if its that much of a bother
warrense33 (9:40:11 PM): You IMed, you should be entertaining me. And you're not. Goodbye.

My profile "shined" more than the others? That's a load of bullshit! I have little to no information on my profile - there's a photograph of me, some contact info and the phrase, "Ian Curtis already died for your sins; I refuse to." My profile doesn't shine; it is a bare-bones wasteland that should be utterly uninviting. Quite frankly, I was hoping that my profile would effectively weed out the fuckwits, because people would be forced to go to my website(s) and dig a but deeper before deciding to send me a message. It seems, however, that I was glaringly wrong. Instead, I am getting these young girls who, for god knows why, must think I'm cute or something, IMing me because I might "entertain" them. Excuse me? Where on my profile do I say that I am a source of entertainment? And even if I were, do they honestly expect this service to be free?

Here's how it works: I am not your personal IM bot who spits out amusing phrases when you ask it if it's a fucker. If you've nothing to say or no business with me, resist the urge to click my screen name!

Fuck it.

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Am I the only one who thinks that photo doesn't look 16? What exactly makes it so young-looking anyhow? In any case, I've sent an email to the appropriate parties, so the page should be modified soon.